That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
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