Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
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did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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