How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
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It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I think my moral compass just broke
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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