if you like me you must not know who I am
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
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I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
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HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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