just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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