It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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