You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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