There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
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you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize