what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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