i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
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I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
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It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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