that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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