Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my sisters under your porch take her home
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
he quoted the bible to break up with me
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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