Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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