Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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