Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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