Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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