The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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