she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
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The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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