Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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