You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
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Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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