Don't you send me to vm
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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