I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
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I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
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