My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Holy sore nipples Batman
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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