I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
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Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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