Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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