I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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