his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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