Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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