guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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