the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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