there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
PS: I just woke up from my shower
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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