on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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