What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
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And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
How does it feel to date your dad?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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