All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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