So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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