Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
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I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
foreskin is a definite game changer
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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