your thong is hanging out like whoa
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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