i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
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Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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