I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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