Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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