She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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