Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
He felt like a one man threesome
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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