And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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