he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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