I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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