Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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