Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize