if you like me you must not know who I am
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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