I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
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I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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