it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
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I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I think i got beer on your cat.
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